#sqlfamily - Tamera Michelle Clark https://clarkcreations.net/blog Life at the Osburn Hideaway Fri, 21 Aug 2020 18:04:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 T-SQL Tuesday #129 – Time Capsule wrap-up https://clarkcreations.net/blog/t-sql-tuesday-129/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/t-sql-tuesday-129/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2020 17:54:32 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=1403

Let’s Build a Time Capsule – The wrap-up

Well, I don’t even know what to say, such great ideas and creativeness. The last couple of days I have internally struggled with, as Glenn wrote this ” human malware situation”. Reading all of these posts has made me smile.

Rob Farley gave us some reminiscing of dressing up for conferences like SQLBits, and how even saved a doughnut for later. But the thing he really wants to place in the capsule is a “creative collection of badge ribbons”. He’s certain that he needs help in making this collection. I am however convinced that his double OUTER APPLY . . . → Read More: T-SQL Tuesday #129 – Time Capsule wrap-up

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#SQLSatIndy, Shaving Yak and Power BI https://clarkcreations.net/blog/sqlsatindy-shaving-yak-and-power-bi/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/sqlsatindy-shaving-yak-and-power-bi/#respond Thu, 30 Jul 2015 17:18:58 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=1135 You are probably wondering how these things are all related. I love summer, when there isn’t a signed SOW I can find a million things to do outdoors. I love being out in the sun. This leaves me very unmotivated to be indoors doing things, like writing new presentations. Hence the problem.

The Indianapolis SQLSaturday is near and dear to our hearts. First we love Hope Foley [ BLOG | TWITTER ], she’s one kick ass woman and she’ really an inspiration. Next Indy is only an hour away from our family and they were the first user group I ever attended. So it’s no surprise that we both submitted . . . → Read More: #SQLSatIndy, Shaving Yak and Power BI

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Inside SQLSaturday – Romancing your Sponsors https://clarkcreations.net/blog/inside-sqlsaturday-romancing-your-sponsors/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/inside-sqlsaturday-romancing-your-sponsors/#respond Wed, 11 Mar 2015 01:20:29 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=1116 Romancing your Sponsors

To be honest, this seems like a no brainer, but I have noticed that in some locations the sponsors are just “there” so to speak. So these are my tips and a lot of them I have gathered from the sponsors over the last year or so.

Make sure your sponsor area gets good foot traffic–this is how they meet your attendees. Don’t build rooms as tracks that would keep folks in 1 room or one end of a building the entire day. Have lunch set up early and allow the sponsors and lunch speakers to go through so they will be ready for the lunch break. . . . → Read More: Inside SQLSaturday – Romancing your Sponsors

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What an honor. https://clarkcreations.net/blog/what-an-honor/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/what-an-honor/#comments Mon, 27 Oct 2014 15:00:27 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=1043 I am so excited and honored to share some exciting news. Last week I got a few burst of good news and I just can’t keep it inside any more. Honestly I just wanted to SING out loud.

I have been officially accepted into the Dun & Bradstreet MVP program. I am so delighted to have this honor and I am looking forward to the great things we can do together!!!

Of course I am not getting an Grammy or anything but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t get 30 seconds to thank a few folks. First OMG a great big thanks to Kim Schmidt [ FACEBOOK | Twitter . . . → Read More: What an honor.

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SQLSaturday Schedule printing, now made easier. https://clarkcreations.net/blog/sqlsaturday-schedule-now-made-easier/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/sqlsaturday-schedule-now-made-easier/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2014 13:34:25 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=1031 I have been playing with Power BI items lately and have found some really good uses and some really big shortcomings. But today while I was playing with something an idea popped into my head. As a SQLSaturday organizer I found creating the schedule for print was a PITA. I have seen people just print the screen, which makes blowing it up to poster size a bit of a mess. I had to cut and paste, fix, format and it ends up a hot mess like below so I think I ended up just typing it.

So let me give you a better option. This is so easy I . . . → Read More: SQLSaturday Schedule printing, now made easier.

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PASS, Stickers, and BaCon https://clarkcreations.net/blog/pass-stickers-and-bacon/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/pass-stickers-and-bacon/#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2014 15:54:33 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=1002 There has been a lot of things going on within the #SQLCommunity lately. Largely based on decisions the PASS Board of Directors have made recently. Some folks are out right against some things, others are like “MEH” what ever this too shall pass and some are agreeing to see change but don’t exactly like what/how it is happening.

Last night while talking with friends about some of these happenings Kerry walked into the dinning room and picked up a stray PASS sticker. You see I have a bag that I carry to events that has a small stash of swag, mostly stickers and a few pins. Some how one little . . . → Read More: PASS, Stickers, and BaCon

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The Fresh Prince (#SQLSat294) https://clarkcreations.net/blog/the-fresh-prince-sqlsat294/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/the-fresh-prince-sqlsat294/#respond Mon, 02 Jun 2014 15:17:47 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=979 Or guess what? I am going to PHILLY for #SQLSat294!

If you think I have lost my mind just listen.

So this wraps up the spring travel schedule and should leave us at home till Indianapolis in August. Neither of us have ever been to Philadelphia. This is probably the furthest East I have been. We will be arriving on Thursday as Kerry [ B L O G | TWITTER ] is planning on attending the Friday Pre-con Stacia [ B L O G | TWITTER ] and Joey [ B L O G | TWITTER ] are putting on, Analytics Without Limits: The Modern BI Architecture Story. That should . . . → Read More: The Fresh Prince (#SQLSat294)

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Spring 2014 Where’s Waldo? https://clarkcreations.net/blog/spring-2014-wheres-waldo/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/spring-2014-wheres-waldo/#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2014 14:30:58 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=948 OMG spring is shaping up so nicely I can hardly stand it. But just to keep you informed of where you might find sightings of me I am putting together a little blog post. I try to keep it updated, we’ll see how that goes this time!

Date Where What Notes Status 4/5 Las Vegas, NV SQLSaturday #295 Accepted All travel plans made. 4/23 Orange County, CA SQLSaturday #289 Submitted – waiting All travel plans made. 5/7-9 San Jose, CA PASS BA Conference Submitted – not accepted Sad panda. 5/3 Atlanta, GA SQLSaturday #285 Submitted – Accepted Driving! & I get to visit IKEA! 5/10 Houston, TX SQLSaturday #308 Submitted . . . → Read More: Spring 2014 Where’s Waldo?

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless https://clarkcreations.net/blog/what-happens-in-vegas-stays-in-vegas-unless/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/what-happens-in-vegas-stays-in-vegas-unless/#comments Mon, 17 Mar 2014 21:28:01 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=942 Unless it is a

I am not sure if you heard the word but they are having their FIRST, yes I said 1st SQLSaturday in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. Those folks at PASS and those of us in the community love it when a new city is added to the list of great places SQLSaturday has been held, but this one really warms our hearts. I have been trying to lend a hand here an there to help with this event and since I am getting there several days early I am sure I will be put on manual labor. But at the end of the day it is . . . → Read More: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless

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SQLSaturday Nashville! https://clarkcreations.net/blog/sqlsaturday-nashville/ https://clarkcreations.net/blog/sqlsaturday-nashville/#respond Tue, 07 Jan 2014 23:35:03 +0000 https://clarkcreations.net/blog/?p=920 Wow, how do things get so out of control? One day I am packing getting ready for Summit 2013 and pushing the button on Nashville’s SQLSaturday; the next minute I am freaking out that there is like 2 weeks before the big day. In that small run of less than 120 days I have done the following; went to summit (October), drove to Kalamazoo for SQLSat, spent 2 days in Fort Wayne, spent 1 night in Kokomo, there was Thanksgiving for 8 at my house, dad’s bday, Kerry’s bday, I catered lunch for 12 and a cocktail party for another 12, Christmas, I quit my job, went to Napa for . . . → Read More: SQLSaturday Nashville!

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