{"id":103,"date":"2008-04-14T19:43:51","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T23:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/?p=103"},"modified":"2008-09-05T07:56:55","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T11:56:55","slug":"so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/so-far\/","title":{"rendered":"SO FAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok &lt;rant&gt; does not even begin to tell you what is about to happen here!<\/p>\n<p>First let me start with Saturday. I went shopping because my Friday night plans got totally fucked up.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all good.\u00a0 The 16 year old check out operator at Wal*Mart decided she needed to SEE my\u00a0credit card\u00a0and compare my signatures.\u00a0 As if she is some sort of\u00a0handwriting analyst or expert.\u00a0 WHAT THE CRAP EVAR!<\/p>\n<p>Next\u00a0I want to tell you about the major disappointment, a disappointment so\u00a0big that I can&#8217;t tell you the last time I was this unhappy.\u00a0 We went to La Scala, absolutely my second favorite restaurant in town and\u00a0one that I can not afford\u00a0too often.\u00a0 So I call and get a\u00a0reservation in 1\/2 hour at 6pm for 4 (rick and carla are going to join us).\u00a0 We get there and it&#8217;s not too busy they go ahead and seat us.\u00a0\u00a01st issue was that we were placed in a booth just inside the door.\u00a0 You know the one door that was open more than closed on Saturday night, the one letting in OMG amounts of cold\u00a0air and people.\u00a0 Let me just tell you that\u00a0there were no less than 20 people in their waiting\u00a0area the entire\u00a0night.\u00a0 Yeah so much for a nice dinner.\u00a0\u00a0Well we ordered an appetizer and then finally everyone figured out what they wanted so we could order dinner.\u00a0 I treated myself to a bottle of wine.\u00a0 W00T!\u00a0 Learned that one from Deb.\u00a0 So here come our\u00a0salads, odd but ok.\u00a0 Oh and by the way we are out of the wine you ordered would you like to try the x? Well behold before\u00a0salads are even done here is our dinner.\u00a0 Wait what? What happened to our appetizer?\u00a0 I looked at our little waiter, let&#8217;s call him Chip and said &#8220;hey I guess we don&#8217;t\u00a0need that appetizer now&#8221;.\u00a0 So then to make things even worse my food is cold. So after a quick trip to the microwave I\u00a0now have dinner.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41\u00a0 You know VEAL should never ever be placed in a microwave, EVAR! So\u00a0Chip returns to appologize\u00a0and offers us a free desert.\u00a0 WHOOO HOOOO! Well it is finally time to depart and Chip brings us the bill.\u00a0 Now let me clue you in KLT and I got there first and sat together on one side of the booth, rick and carla joined us later and sat on the other side.\u00a0 Chip the big freaking dumb ass brought us one check, never asked never said a word.\u00a0 Well so much for La Scala looks like we have joined most of our friends who think it sucks now, over priced and not that good.\u00a0 And for the record this is twice in a row my food was cold.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Ok so now about today&#8217;s big bitch.\u00a0 1.\u00a0 Why can&#8217;t people read?\u00a0 Why do they open their big damn pie hole with out reading? 2. Why is my boss telling me how to my job, yes she is telling me what to test and it is elementary.\u00a0 I don&#8217; t need this shit. 3. Why can&#8217;t KLT tell people, &#8220;Yes I can help you but after I do XYZ&#8221;? It is almost 8 pm and I have not had dinner yet. Yeah see number 3.\u00a0 Good thing I had everything ready.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok &lt;rant&gt; does not even begin to tell you what is about to happen here!<\/p>\n<p>First let me start with Saturday. I went shopping because my Friday night plans got totally fucked up. It&#8217;s all good. The 16 year old check out operator at Wal*Mart decided she needed to SEE my credit card and compare my signatures. As if she is some sort of handwriting analyst or expert. WHAT THE CRAP EVAR!<\/p>\n<p>Next I want to tell you about the major disappointment, a disappointment so big that I can&#8217;t tell you the last time I was this unhappy. We went to La Scala, absolutely my second favorite restaurant in town <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/so-far\/\">SO FAR<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-life","category-rant","odd"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}