I generally make it a policy to not post from work but today I feel the need to make an exception.\u00a0 I just need to get this off my chest!\u00a0 What is wrong with this world?\u00a0 EVERYTHING!<\/p>\n
Last night we decided that mowing the lawn and ordering pizza was a good idea.\u00a0 For the record this will be the last order to Papa Johns!\u00a0 My 12 pizza and some “cheese” sticks came to $21.00.\u00a0 Apparently they charge a delivery fee.\u00a0 No tip for you dude, talk to Papa John he collected $2 for delivery.\u00a0 Here are the notable things, while the prices of their pizzas and other menu items have remained consistent the quality of their product has not.\u00a0 The little cup of garlic sauce and pizza sauce you get with your pizza and “cheese” sticks have been halved in size plus you only get one with your pizza.\u00a0 The hot peppers they send you with your pizza down to just one.\u00a0 Now let us talk about those “cheese” sticks.\u00a0 Back in the day those things were so good I would eat them over the pizza.\u00a0 This batch was maybe 1\/4″ thick and had cheese sprinkled on it.\u00a0 They were dry and terrible and totally not worth the $5, hell I could of got a cheese pizza for that price.\u00a0 BYE BYE Papa Johns, for $4 more I could of went to PEPE’s and had a sit down dinner, all I can eat chips and salsa and a big blue drink!<\/p>\n
Now I would like to focus your attention to the neighbors.\u00a0 You know the owners of the new puppy that is breaking my heart.\u00a0\u00a0 Once you read this you will totally be thinking wow, go get that puppy!\u00a0 Last night we were out front working on the yard and the little boy gavin came over.\u00a0 He was bored out of his mind because all the other kids in neighborhood had to go inside, couldn’t come out or just were not home.\u00a0 Well he is clearly not medicated and running a muck.\u00a0 I ask him some questions:<\/p>\n
“gavin where is your puppy?” — “she’s in the house”
\n“why isn’t she outside and why are you not playing with her” — “she’s in her cage and she pooped all over it”
\nIt would be our speculation that she had been in since the mom left for work (930a and it is now 630p)
\n“gavin where is your dad?” — “inside sleeping”
\n“what about supper, aren’t you hungry” — “no dad is sleeping”
\n“gavin when does your mom get home?”–“uh around 4”, “sweetie it is past 4” — “uh maybe then 5”
\n“do you know what time it is?, It’s 6:30”
\nFinally just after that mom pulls in the drive way, talking on the phone with the twins tied down in the back seat.\u00a0 She gets out of the van and talks on the phone for some time.\u00a0 Then finally opens the door to let one kid out.\u00a0 gavin at this time is driving me crazy climbing on the truck, getting into things, not listening and on top he won’t go home.\u00a0 She comes over and talks, she’s pissed because she can tell gavin has not had his medicine.\u00a0 She puts the dog out after they go in and the dog was out when we went to bed at 11:36, I couldn’t sleep worrying about the little thing so I got up after midnight and checked they had put her in.\u00a0 In not so good news after dinner while she was tied up out front I went over to play with her.\u00a0 She smelled like poop.\u00a0 She just loved on me and\u00a0played.\u00a0 Then I heard screaming in the house, TIME TO GO!\u00a0 Oh and for those wondering she was outside all that time with no water.<\/p>\n
Ok on to the other neighbor dog.\u00a0 Buddy.\u00a0 Buddy is a corgie mutt that is just let out the front door to roam the neighborhood.\u00a0 Buddy pees on everything, he’s the non-neutered stud in the hood you know.\u00a0 Buddy tears up peoples trash and distributes it all over.\u00a0 Buddy also chases cars, which scares the piss out of me.\u00a0 So they were using a tie out around the tree in their front yard but have stopped.\u00a0 I really want something done.\u00a0 1.\u00a0 I don’t want suzie knocked up with ugly puppies 2. I don’t like cleaning up trash in my yard (yeah it was used maxi-pads **CLEARLY not mine) and 3. I couldn’t stand to see the dog get ran over in front of all the little kids in the neighborhood.\u00a0 Is leaving them a note appropriate? Would buying a tie out and chaining him up every time I find him loose be appropriate?<\/p>\n
And while I am bitching, so what I admit it.\u00a0 It’s my blog what are you gonna do?\u00a0 The other neighbors and I were talking about selling houses and stuff.\u00a0 I was saying how I have so much stuff I don’t know what to do with and every time the lady said “give it to her, she really needs it” while pointing to the new neighbors.\u00a0 Once I came inside KLT and I were talking about it and I said “Hi, I have this stuff and Emma said you were really poor and needed it…so yeah here you go”.\u00a0 Then I laughed and thought about how funny that would actually be.\u00a0 So I don’t mind giving stuff away but seriously I am going to need cash for the loss I am about to take on this house.\u00a0 I can’t just go giving crap to the neighbor.\u00a0 Seriously what is wrong with people?<\/p>\n
\u00a0Boy do I feel better now that this is out of my system.<\/p>\n
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