{"id":117,"date":"2008-06-10T09:16:49","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T13:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/?p=117"},"modified":"2008-09-05T07:53:14","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T11:53:14","slug":"last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/last-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><font face=\"Calibri\">Ok well here we are on the glorious flight from IND to MCO.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Well little did I know that leaving in the middle of the afternoon was a bad idea. Why?<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Well that is the \u201cfamily\u201d departure time.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I shall never book flights at this time again. And for those of you who thought of this and ddin\u2019t mention it a flight to Orlando is a flight full of CHILDREN.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>You know my rules about only bringing as many kids as you have adults.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>That is also now a rule of flying.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>HAHAHHAH!<span>\u00a0 <\/span>So far they are quiet, with the exception of the singing and cheering.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><font face=\"Calibri\">So the captain and first officer have had a real since of humor which is great.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>They are predicting us to drive through a storm and are asking the flight attendants to sit down and buckle up also.<span>\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>GREAT SCOTT!<span>\u00a0 <\/span>GOD really does hate me.<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><font face=\"Calibri\">So about some technology things.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>Xobni has been uninstalled.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>It was killing my machine or so I think.<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><font face=\"Calibri\">Hey the thought just came to me.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I can\u2019t bring a nail file, cuticle scissors or anything else that might be a weapon on to the airplane but they give you these rather long drink stirs made from solid plastic with a point on the end with your beverage.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>What gives?<span>\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>I mean I could put your eye out with that.<span>\u00a0 <\/span>I am currently sipping vodka #2!<span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">Ok well here we are on the glorious flight from IND to MCO. Well little did I know that leaving in the middle of the afternoon was a bad idea. Why? Well that is the \u201cfamily\u201d departure time. I shall never book flights at this time again. And for those of you who thought of this and ddin\u2019t mention it a flight to Orlando is a flight full of CHILDREN. You know my rules about only bringing as many kids as you have adults. That is also now a rule of flying. HAHAHHAH! So far they are quiet, with the exception of the singing and <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/last-night\/\">Last Night<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4,8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-life","category-rant","category-technology","category-vacation","odd"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}