No silly not that big hunk of burning love Duane Johnson of WWF fame the big FUCKING ROCK that was flipped out by a lawnmower yesterday and chipped the paint on my car.\u00a0 MY BABY!\u00a0 You may or may not know just how OCD I really am about that car but just go with me I am.\u00a0 So we are returning to work from lunch and all of the sudden somtething hits my side of the car (passenger) and almost scares the pee right out of me.\u00a0 I open the door before Kerry can get her pulled over and immediatly spot the damage.\u00a0 Of course I did, I rub that car down every time she leaves the garage.\u00a0 OMG! OMG! I promptly stop the lawn mowing person who knows nothing.\u00a0 He sends me just on the other side of the street and tells me that is the owner and to talk to him about it.\u00a0 So I did just that.\u00a0 Seems everything is ok they guy is going to pay it, whew that was tramatic.\u00a0 Until the Police call.\u00a0 Now that totally freaked me out. So we had to deal with that.\u00a0 He called just to get a second opinion.\u00a0 Doesn’t matter he is still fixing it.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
No silly not that big hunk of burning love Duane Johnson of WWF fame the big FUCKING ROCK that was flipped out by a lawnmower yesterday and chipped the paint on my car. MY BABY! You may or may not know just how OCD I really am about that car but just go with me I am. So we are returning to work from lunch and all of the sudden somtething hits my side of the car (passenger) and almost scares the pee right out of me. I open the door before Kerry can get her pulled over and immediatly spot the damage. Of course I did, I rub that . . . → Read More: The Rock<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-life","category-rant","odd"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}