{"id":55,"date":"2008-01-11T20:50:17","date_gmt":"2008-01-12T00:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2008-02-09T11:12:27","modified_gmt":"2008-02-09T15:12:27","slug":"friday-here-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/friday-here-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday, Here I am."},"content":{"rendered":"

OK so here I sit.\u00a0 For some reason I really don’t want to be here alone, hell I really don’t want to be here.\u00a0 Maybe it’s cause I had to sit here and wait for the furnace guy.\u00a0 But oh well.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Speaking of furnace guy.\u00a0 It cost me 94 dollars for the guy to come out and bang on the furnace with a screwdriver and get the furnace running.\u00a0 Today it cost me 114 dollars for them to come and fix it correctly, part and all.\u00a0 BTW it took all of 1.5 minutes.\u00a0 Yes that is what I said.\u00a0 SERIOUSLY!<\/p>\n

SERIOUSLY!\u00a0 I should of saved that for St. Louis.\u00a0 They are thinking of making ordinances that would ban swearing in a bar, my answer to that was FUCK YOU! (you know in my best mob Italian voice).\u00a0 They also want to stop dancing on tables, for the love of god what else will us drunk girls do?\u00a0 THEN they want to stop drinking contest in bars.\u00a0 OK that’s fine.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/p>\n

So I owe you some pictures of the day.\u00a0 They are currently uploading.\u00a0 I will tell you that yesterday I resorted to the camera phone and today well I came home and caught someone doing something they were not suppose to.\u00a0 You see they are not allowed on my bed.\u00a0 For about\u00a04 years I was able to put a cardboard cutting board across my bed and keep them off.\u00a0 This past fall they figured out how to flip it back with their head and find a place to lay on my pillows.\u00a0 I finally came up with a “NEW” plan to keep them off.\u00a0 As you see in today’s photo I stand the board up around the outside of the bed and it has been working for a couple months, until today.\u00a0 That BITCH!\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Today. BUSTED!!!
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yesterday, they were sleeping on the floor close
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OK so here I sit. For some reason I really don’t want to be here alone, hell I really don’t want to be here. Maybe it’s cause I had to sit here and wait for the furnace guy. But oh well. <\/p>\n

Speaking of furnace guy. It cost me 94 dollars for the guy to come out and bang on the furnace with a screwdriver and get the furnace running. Today it cost me 114 dollars for them to come and fix it correctly, part and all. BTW it took all of 1.5 minutes. Yes that is what I said. SERIOUSLY!<\/p>\n

SERIOUSLY! I should of saved that for St. Louis. . . . → Read More: Friday, Here I am.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-life","category-rant","odd"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}