{"id":90,"date":"2008-03-09T13:34:15","date_gmt":"2008-03-09T17:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/?p=90"},"modified":"2008-09-05T07:58:52","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T11:58:52","slug":"dog-log-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/dog-log-39\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Log 3\/9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well this herd is about to make me crazy!!!!\u00a0 Cocoa steps through the bakers rack to get past the baby gate and roam around the house while I am trying to sleep.\u00a0 So I have to get up and bring him back repeatedly.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41\u00a0 I will fix that tonight.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 Hunter had a seizure around 4:15 am this morning (and yes I forgot to move the clock).\u00a0 He shit all over the bed room floor.\u00a0 But because I am holding him trying to keep him still I can&#8217;t pick it up.\u00a0 After the seizure lets up some he walks over and steps in his poop, walks across Cocoa&#8217;s bed and then pisses on the floor.\u00a0 Wonderful!\u00a0 I stop to throw out all the poop.\u00a0 BTW he poops more than I do in a week.\u00a0 Now during the clean up Hunter roams into the entry and poops all over the floor in there, nicely done and way softer.\u00a0 So I haul everyone outside and proceed to gag and choke while cleaning up more poop. All is well and we are now set to go to bed.\u00a0 OH wait 2 of the 3 will not return from out doors and it is about 4:45 am so YELLING is not an option.\u00a0 Back to the bedroom to retrieve pants and slippers, out in the snow I go.\u00a0 FINALLY back to bed.\u00a0 There is only one problem.\u00a0 Cocoa is sleeping in the bathroom on the floor instead of his bed and the other two are staring at his bed.\u00a0 Gwen tries to get in bed where she is\u00a0greeted with a swift back arm move kicking her out.\u00a0 I am absolutely freezing at this point.\u00a0 At night the heat is set to drop to 62 in here.\u00a0 I finally think we are all drifting off to sleep.\u00a0 Great!\u00a0 Until about 5:30 am when Cocoa tries to get in bed with me.\u00a0 DAMN these dogs!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0The goal for tonight is to secure everyone into my bedroom and sleep through the night.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well this herd is about to make me crazy!!!! Cocoa steps through the bakers rack to get past the baby gate and roam around the house while I am trying to sleep. So I have to get up and bring him back repeatedly. \ud83d\ude41 I will fix that tonight. \ud83d\ude09 Hunter had a seizure around 4:15 am this morning (and yes I forgot to move the clock). He shit all over the bed room floor. But because I am holding him trying to keep him still I can&#8217;t pick it up. After the seizure lets up some he walks over and steps in his poop, walks across Cocoa&#8217;s bed and <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/dog-log-39\/\">Dog Log 3\/9<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog-log","category-everyday-life","odd"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clarkcreations.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}