Post #SQLPASS

I have been to conferences in the past, so I didn’t quite feel like a “first timer”.  PASS held several things for first timers and I opted not to go to them, I did hear from my co-workers that they enjoyed the activities.  I thought I had prepared for everything on this trip but I was wrong. I really had no idea that I would get to hang out with the cool kids and that by doing so I would have to learn to live on a few hours of sleep.  I didn’t know that I would need more than a cure for my hang-over.  I wasn’t prepared for the kindess of strangers who are now like BFF! It was a conference experience like none other and for the first time in all travels I got sick.  Yes I came home with a case of the #NERDFLU. Even had to stop for cold meds Sunday for fear that my head would infact explode on the plane ride home.

COMMUNITY! Yes that was the theme for this year but it felt like so much more than that.  All the conference I’ve been to I never felt this “connected”.  But twitter wasn’t huge back then and there aren’t local user groups to be with for QA and SSRS was just starting out. I think that being able to connect online and locally with PASS has made a huge difference in the comradary.  I LOVE IT!  I really did walk away feeling inspired to be a better community member, I want to contribute more and I want to be more involved with PASS.  Maybe I should set a long term goal to get on the board ;) .  I walked away with a nobel since of belonging, believing and feeling like I could make a difference. 

Just like anything else some sessions are GREAT and some need some fine tuning.  I do feel it is imporant to provide your feedback after every session.  How else can people improve if they don’t know what needs improving.  If you have any thoughts of presenting you should do your homework, no I don’t mean on the topic but on how to give good presentations/deliver education. And for the love of all things good and holy if you didn’t see the explosion of tweets during #sqlpass go get ZOOMIT!

I tried to pack “light” by only taking 4 pair of jeans total.  I figured 8 days wearing them each 2 days would be more than ok. UHH not so.  You see during a normal day in my life I would wear my jeans 8-10 hours tops and mostly it would be a car ride to my office then a car ride home with an occasional stop for dinner on the way.  While at PASS it is more like a 16-18 hour day with 2-4 cab rides, in and out conference room chairs, in and out of resturants and bars.  OMG do your pants get dirty fast.  Next year Iwill take enough pants for all the days or pay to have them washed in the middle.  I was however smart enough to take the jeans and dump them right into the washer once we got home.  Pretty sure that study they did on how clean your jeans are would have to republish their results if they got near a pair of my pants. 

Another bright idea, this one I actually passed on to Bill our PASS president is to have a water bottle. Seattle is somewhat of a “green” city and there wasn’t water for drinking easily located.  I finally was told there were water coolers with disposible cups in each of the presentation rooms.  Next year I will pack some sort of camelbak bottle and of course a sponsor will give us resuable bottle but hey it will be better to be prepared. 

Healthy snacks. I noticed that this was the first conference I had ever been to that didn’t provide some afternoon snacks.  By mid afternoon I was a tick hungry (mostly due to the picking around my lunch) so I finally grabbed a bag of pretzels.  Next year I will just pack some granola bars or something easy to store in  a book bag. 

If you would like to get out and see the city of Seattle I have 2 recommendations.  First is to study the bus system before you get there.  They have a free bus zone in downtown Seattle, you can get just about anywhere.  We had trouble navigating the bus station and it was further away from our hotel than the front desk’s best guess.  For all other trips we took a cab.  My second recommendation is to not get the car but get set up to use ZIP car. We rented a car for the weekend and I was pretty thankful, we went to Pike’s Place Market and were able to store goods in the trunk.  We went to see the Ballard Locks and even took friends to the airport saving them a good $40 on our way home we were able to stop and get rocks/sand for my mom’s collection.  We also pulled our Vegas style departure, drive up to drop off with the rental car unload all checked luggage and check in.  Hop back in the car and loop around to the car-drop off.  Now all you have to carry is your carry-ons.  If we had to haul the 3 lg peices of luggage (we grow a thrid bag of dirty laundry on every trip), box of fish, 2 laptop bags, camera bag, and a carry-on through the airport it would of been ugly.  Don’t worry I know that in vegas they have traffic cops standing there screaming at you to get moving, all you have to do is drop one person off and circle around when you pull back up switch and circle around.  Easy!  And on your way to the Vegas car drop off is an Applebee’s that has a wonderful happy hour.

Pack an extra bag, I mean I knew this but was suprised to see how many folks run into issues.  We pack an extra duffle bag with luggage tags in each suitcase.  Walmart has a wonderful bag that zips up to about the size of a note book.  I would rather have my smelly dirty laundry seperated from all the other stuff and who knows how much shopping you’ll do. 

So let’s recap:

  • Bring a reusable water bottle, fill it often.
  • Bring an extra bag in your checked luggage with a luggage tag just incase.
  • Pick up some snacks for the afternoon, that last leg of paying attention really burns the brain.
  • If you are doing it right your pants will get very, very dirty be prepared.
  • If you are doing a presentation at Summit or anywhere for that matter use ZOOMIT.

Leading up to #SQLPASS

I have deteremined that my stress level the last 1.5 months has been pretty high and I am sure it revolves around #SQLPASS.  Here let me explain.

First there is my company that made me dance around like a puppet and sit on pins and needles while waiting to find out if I was going to get to attend this year.  You see last year the “boys” went and I didn’t get to.  One of them, who happens to be my boss’s boss would come by and rub it in that he was going and that I wasn’t then I got the drop by stories from PASS  for months after.  There was also . . . → Read More: Leading up to #SQLPASS

#SQLFAMILY

#sqlfamily

It started feeling real on Monday night of #sqlpass week.  It was at a very late dinner with @airbornegeek and my co-workers; we were sitting at The Tap House when all of the sudden (you know at nearly midnight) walked in a large group of my favorite people in the #sqlcommunity.  I walked over to say HI to all these “strangers” I had never met in person, there were hugs and laughs and OMG! Everywhere.  I walked back to our table and said “Guys MY FAMILY is here, we have to go sit with them!” they replied with “we are going to the hotel and to bed”.  I followed up with . . . → Read More: #SQLFAMILY

What to do with so many herbs?

It’s about to storm here at the Hideaway, if you don’t know yet we call our home The Osburn Hideaway and Hideaway for short.  I am really upset that we didn’t get to the garden in time to get green beans as I would rather be doing that crummy inside work during a storm that later this after noon.  So the air was cooling off a bit I decided to take a little trip to the herb garden.  Now I went and busted up my ankle 2 weeks ago so my ability to handle the uneven terrain and the wet grass has been difficult so I was a bit of a . . . → Read More: What to do with so many herbs?

Meme Monday 5/2

“I got 99 problems but a disk ain’t one”

I am not a DBA, and I have only pretended to be one after KLT had moved on to TN.  But I have seen all of these items cause problems for databases and as a customer of these databases I found it to be extremely annoying.

users who don’t care
users who have too many rights
USERS who have no knowledge of how a DB works or how to write SQL and those who have no idea what could make a query slow
A bad data model
Forcing size limit on a DB and requiring a DB to fix it.  BAD! BAD DBA! (Had a core system go . . . → Read More: Meme Monday 5/2

Meme Monday – April “WHY YES!”

Why yes I would LOVE to troubleshoot your crappy code!

Thanks TOM for something so fun and differnent.  And yes, it’s Tamera like camera but no, I don’t have someone . . . → Read More: Meme Monday – April “WHY YES!”

Jambalaya

Well yet another adventure that begins with me watching the Food Network on the weekend.  One of my favorite personalities is Anne Burrell , she is kind of a bigger girl with a LOT of spunk.  I have said before and will say it again, I am not sure I trust those skinny bitches in the kitchen.  So she was making Jambalaya and it occurred to me that I have most of those ingredients right here and many of them would be from the garden.  I have made this recipe now 3 times and I still like it!  First let me educate you on the things I learned this . . . → Read More: Jambalaya

Jalapeno Poppers right from the garden

And into the freezer!

So our jalapeno plant was very busy and gave us more fruits than we could use, maybe that is because I never got to can salsa.  I was on a quest all last season to create things I could freeze and cook later.  I decided that Kerry and Sam love the idea of melting their faces off with really HOT foods.  Why not make poppers?  They are totally easy and you more than likely own most of the ingredients required.  Good news – outside of the pepper hotness you can adjust how hot these babies are by adding more or less cayenne and by picking different cheeses to . . . → Read More: Jalapeno Poppers right from the garden

Sun Dried Tomatoes

Or nearly roasted to death, the first sounds way more appealing.  I have tried several methods for making sun dried tomatoes.  First I left them outside in the sun, yeah they get bugs or rot. Then I tried the dehumidifier, that took several days and dried them too much.  Maybe that was just a case of leaving them in there too long.  So the last thing I did was roast them on a baking pan.  OMG!  Not only do you get pretty dang tasty tomatoes you fill the house with a wonderful smell.  So where do you begin? I love the grape and cherry tomatoes.  All you need to do is . . . → Read More: Sun Dried Tomatoes

Brioche Dough Part 3 of 3 ~ Cinnamon Rolls

It has started to be a Christmas tradition that I make cinnamon rolls on Christmas Eve to be baked and enjoyed on Christmas morning.  I have done this several years and have delivered unbaked pans of rolls to friends and family to make themselves.  But since we are here in Nashville it’s just the 2 of us with no family and friends to deliver to.  That is why this multi purpose dough is working out so well.  So here we go!

Grab about a pound of dough from your dough bucket in the fridge.  On a floured surface start working the dough and roll it out.  I ended up with a nice . . . → Read More: Brioche Dough Part 3 of 3 ~ Cinnamon Rolls