Today

What a load of crap! I have personal business to take care of today and I am being derailed by the rain.

what i do

does anyone out there even know what i do?

Well really what can I expect as the people who I work for don’t even know what I do best. Let me tell you. I just know. I am not kidding, I just know where every weakness in your application is. I am the best analyst that there ever was cause since I was a small child I could find the loop hole in EVERY thing. This is not a joke but the core of everything I am. I am tired of those skills just sitting along side me while I surf the web and shop for bras. Good GOOD . . . → Read More: what i do

New Technology

Being the analyst that I am and the breaker of all things good I really enjoy poking at new technologies. Mostly because it is a great opportunity for me to tell you just how bad/stupid or broken it is. Rarely comes the time when I am 100% satisfied with a product. I generally am left with a feeling of damn they almost made it. 😉 So now I want to talk about a couple of these things I have been poking at.

Facebook and Dogbook & MySpace

Really my dogs are more popular than I am. The functionality is clean and basic but all of the additional applications being added . . . → Read More: New Technology

man oh man

You know people are just weird. Someone tagged one of my pictures as their favorite, it’s bacon cooking in the oven.

Yesterday I had KLT turn the car around so I could yell at some kid who was throwing rocks “at” cars. The big kids near him said it was no problem if you throw them on the ground. Seriously! KLT asked why I was so shitty to the kid. Good greif!

New Tammy LAW : You can only bring children into public places if you have one adult for each child. New Tammy LAW : You can not sit in the smoking section if you have children under the . . . → Read More: man oh man

post turtle

‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down.’

Damn it!

So I have been on this quest for a pair of wide legged jeans. I also have the requirements of not wanting waist bands and belt loops needing more of a flat front. This has led me to purchase some denim and use the trouser pattern I have to make a pair myself. I have been working on this all week and have had a few struggles. Like washing the material made a HUGE mess in the washer and dryer. So yesterday the pants were at the point where you can hold them up and see that they will be pants with only one problem. They are 6 feet wide. . . . → Read More: Damn it!

What is wrong with this world?

I generally make it a policy to not post from work but today I feel the need to make an exception. I just need to get this off my chest! What is wrong with this world? EVERYTHING!

Last night we decided that mowing the lawn and ordering pizza was a good idea. For the record this will be the last order to Papa Johns! My 12 pizza and some “cheese” sticks came to $21.00. Apparently they charge a delivery fee. No tip for you dude, talk to Papa John he collected $2 for delivery. Here are the notable things, while the prices of their pizzas and other menu items have . . . → Read More: What is wrong with this world?

SO FAR

Ok <rant> does not even begin to tell you what is about to happen here!

First let me start with Saturday. I went shopping because my Friday night plans got totally fucked up. It’s all good. The 16 year old check out operator at Wal*Mart decided she needed to SEE my credit card and compare my signatures. As if she is some sort of handwriting analyst or expert. WHAT THE CRAP EVAR!

Next I want to tell you about the major disappointment, a disappointment so big that I can’t tell you the last time I was this unhappy. We went to La Scala, absolutely my second favorite restaurant in town . . . → Read More: SO FAR

I know

Well I bet you are wondering where my pictures are and if I am taking any. I am taking pictures, not every day but I try. The reason you are not seeing them and the reason I am not posting is that work sucks. I don’t mean it’s OMG busy and I am tired. I mean it’s the kind of suck that is SUCKING the life out of me. I really am just trying to avoid working on the computer as to not see the work mail and to not feel like I am working. 🙁

Everyday

Every DAY I look out the window

Every DAY it makes me sad

So so sorry Suzi Q