a tale of internet tech support

Oh I am going to go ahead and post two post in one day because 1. this is funny 2. I am terribly behind and 3. it’s my blog and I said so.

Last night around 6:30 pm I lost my connection to the outside world. OH NOES that can’t happen! KLT was on he phone and we worked through troubleshooting the DC, which had died. That didn’t solve my problem. After a good 30 minutes it was determined that Comcast was no longer giving me an IP address. 🙁 So I decide to run over to the neighbors and check to see if they are still connected to make . . . → Read More: a tale of internet tech support

Product Review – Lappy drive enclosure

So amongst my deliveries the other day I received my package from monoprice.com Included were 2 more HDMI cables, a auto charger for the Sansa and a external HD enclosure for a 2.5″ lappy drive. I have now on more than one occasion needed to gather data off when the machine had died or the boot partition croaked. Since I was ordering a replacement HDMI cable and a cable for a friend I decided to check out monoprice and see if they had any ribbon cables or hell just anything to salvage my data. They had this little number who’s comments were “concerning” (cheap and plastic) but for the . . . → Read More: Product Review – Lappy drive enclosure

Product Review – The Sansa e280

If you’re looking for a great little MP3 player, stop here! Enjoy 8GB of internal memory with the Sansa e280 MP3 Player 8GB from Sandisk. The Sansa e200 Series MP3 players are the flagship products of SanDisks audio line. Created by the leaders in flash memory, this flash-based player provides everything you need for music, photo, and video clip playback. The very attractive, sleek design includes a 1.8 TFT color screen with advanced navigational features and an easy to use interface. You can also avoid scratches and cracks with the durable metal backing. The Sansa e200 provides superior sound playback and supports Microsoft PlaysForSure subscription music. The SanDisk Media Converter . . . → Read More: Product Review – The Sansa e280

it’s saturday

I have been a little side tracked this week, there is just a lot going on. I have been testing an application and having to do things out of order. Also had to let someone know at the exact moment that I broke anything due to the timing and urgency. This means that my test summary document will be incredibly screwed up. 🙂 But I did find something really interesting. Our security department implemented a new auth page to run on Apache Tomcat, that’s really nice of them. It’s called CAS auth. Well funny some moron decided to set the login to only >2 are valid. Nice since about 64 . . . → Read More: it’s saturday

random things

So there is a flood light, actually a pair at the corner of my house in the back yard. I have been here for 4 years now and have never been able to figure out how to turn it on. Sure I found a random light switch that did nothing but I never figured out this light. New bulbs and everything. GUESS WHAT?! Tonight as I walked into the house the light came on and I was able to turn it off and on with the random switch. Please pray that I don’t burn up in a house fire tonight. 🙂 Thanks.

I need to update my blogging software and . . . → Read More: random things

The top 10

A short while back some krannert guy decided that in order to create a better work enviroment and have a team of high performers we needed to rank our employees. While this strategy has worked for many years successfully at many companies success is entirely dependant on implementation. Guess what itap does poorly? Give up? IMPLEMENTATION! Yet again we have implemented something, sucked at it and created more heartache than good.

First our super duper non-elected VP (recenlty changed to exectutive director) decided that the bottom 10% was not enough we need to list our bottom 20% or something stupid like that. But the real problem lies in the . . . → Read More: The top 10

Last Night

Ok well here we are on the glorious flight from IND to MCO. Well little did I know that leaving in the middle of the afternoon was a bad idea. Why? Well that is the “family” departure time. I shall never book flights at this time again. And for those of you who thought of this and ddin’t mention it a flight to Orlando is a flight full of CHILDREN. You know my rules about only bringing as many kids as you have adults. That is also now a rule of flying. HAHAHHAH! So far they are quiet, with the exception of the singing and . . . → Read More: Last Night

what i have to say today

Well let me start with a THANK YOU for the lovely weekend. Wish I would of gotten more work done but hey I did pretty good. Yesterday I helped make my neighborhood a better place by entertaining the children. That was nice and kept things pleasant.

Work was a waste of time I am so tired of STOOOPID that I just can’t even bare to talk about it. Please someone find me a job.

Thank you kroger for the marked down veal chops those were spectacular last night.

You know between twitter, facebook, dogbook, flickr, myspace, gmail, @pu mail, monster job search results and yelp I just can’t . . . → Read More: what i have to say today

what i do

does anyone out there even know what i do?

Well really what can I expect as the people who I work for don’t even know what I do best. Let me tell you. I just know. I am not kidding, I just know where every weakness in your application is. I am the best analyst that there ever was cause since I was a small child I could find the loop hole in EVERY thing. This is not a joke but the core of everything I am. I am tired of those skills just sitting along side me while I surf the web and shop for bras. Good GOOD . . . → Read More: what i do

New Technology

Being the analyst that I am and the breaker of all things good I really enjoy poking at new technologies. Mostly because it is a great opportunity for me to tell you just how bad/stupid or broken it is. Rarely comes the time when I am 100% satisfied with a product. I generally am left with a feeling of damn they almost made it. 😉 So now I want to talk about a couple of these things I have been poking at.

Facebook and Dogbook & MySpace

Really my dogs are more popular than I am. The functionality is clean and basic but all of the additional applications being added . . . → Read More: New Technology