Meme Monday 5/2

“I got 99 problems but a disk ain’t one”

I am not a DBA, and I have only pretended to be one after KLT had moved on to TN.  But I have seen all of these items cause problems for databases and as a customer of these databases I found it to be extremely annoying.

  1. users who don’t care
  2. users who have too many rights
  3. USERS who have no knowledge of how a DB works or how to write SQL and those who have no idea what could make a query slow
  4. A bad data model
  5. Forcing size limit on a DB and requiring a DB to fix it.  BAD! BAD DBA! (Had a core system go down more than once cause of this)
  6. Clueless DBA, sorry but I have seen them do more harm than good.
  7. Replication –
  8. Log files –
  9. unbalanced scheduled jobs

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