What is wrong with this world?

I generally make it a policy to not post from work but today I feel the need to make an exception.  I just need to get this off my chest!  What is wrong with this world?  EVERYTHING!

Last night we decided that mowing the lawn and ordering pizza was a good idea.  For the record this will be the last order to Papa Johns!  My 12 pizza and some “cheese” sticks came to $21.00.  Apparently they charge a delivery fee.  No tip for you dude, talk to Papa John he collected $2 for delivery.  Here are the notable things, while the prices of their pizzas and other menu items have remained consistent the quality of their product has not.  The little cup of garlic sauce and pizza sauce you get with your pizza and “cheese” sticks have been halved in size plus you only get one with your pizza.  The hot peppers they send you with your pizza down to just one.  Now let us talk about those “cheese” sticks.  Back in the day those things were so good I would eat them over the pizza.  This batch was maybe 1/4″ thick and had cheese sprinkled on it.  They were dry and terrible and totally not worth the $5, hell I could of got a cheese pizza for that price.  BYE BYE Papa Johns, for $4 more I could of went to PEPE’s and had a sit down dinner, all I can eat chips and salsa and a big blue drink!

Now I would like to focus your attention to the neighbors.  You know the owners of the new puppy that is breaking my heart.   Once you read this you will totally be thinking wow, go get that puppy!  Last night we were out front working on the yard and the little boy gavin came over.  He was bored out of his mind because all the other kids in neighborhood had to go inside, couldn’t come out or just were not home.  Well he is clearly not medicated and running a muck.  I ask him some questions:

“gavin where is your puppy?” — “she’s in the house”
“why isn’t she outside and why are you not playing with her” — “she’s in her cage and she pooped all over it”
It would be our speculation that she had been in since the mom left for work (930a and it is now 630p)
“gavin where is your dad?” — “inside sleeping”
“what about supper, aren’t you hungry” — “no dad is sleeping”
“gavin when does your mom get home?”–“uh around 4”, “sweetie it is past 4” — “uh maybe then 5”
“do you know what time it is?, It’s 6:30”
Finally just after that mom pulls in the drive way, talking on the phone with the twins tied down in the back seat.  She gets out of the van and talks on the phone for some time.  Then finally opens the door to let one kid out.  gavin at this time is driving me crazy climbing on the truck, getting into things, not listening and on top he won’t go home.  She comes over and talks, she’s pissed because she can tell gavin has not had his medicine.  She puts the dog out after they go in and the dog was out when we went to bed at 11:36, I couldn’t sleep worrying about the little thing so I got up after midnight and checked they had put her in.  In not so good news after dinner while she was tied up out front I went over to play with her.  She smelled like poop.  She just loved on me and played.  Then I heard screaming in the house, TIME TO GO!  Oh and for those wondering she was outside all that time with no water.

Ok on to the other neighbor dog.  Buddy.  Buddy is a corgie mutt that is just let out the front door to roam the neighborhood.  Buddy pees on everything, he’s the non-neutered stud in the hood you know.  Buddy tears up peoples trash and distributes it all over.  Buddy also chases cars, which scares the piss out of me.  So they were using a tie out around the tree in their front yard but have stopped.  I really want something done.  1.  I don’t want suzie knocked up with ugly puppies 2. I don’t like cleaning up trash in my yard (yeah it was used maxi-pads **CLEARLY not mine) and 3. I couldn’t stand to see the dog get ran over in front of all the little kids in the neighborhood.  Is leaving them a note appropriate? Would buying a tie out and chaining him up every time I find him loose be appropriate?

And while I am bitching, so what I admit it.  It’s my blog what are you gonna do?  The other neighbors and I were talking about selling houses and stuff.  I was saying how I have so much stuff I don’t know what to do with and every time the lady said “give it to her, she really needs it” while pointing to the new neighbors.  Once I came inside KLT and I were talking about it and I said “Hi, I have this stuff and Emma said you were really poor and needed it…so yeah here you go”.  Then I laughed and thought about how funny that would actually be.  So I don’t mind giving stuff away but seriously I am going to need cash for the loss I am about to take on this house.  I can’t just go giving crap to the neighbor.  Seriously what is wrong with people?

 Boy do I feel better now that this is out of my system.

<this message is brought to you by my current lack of xanax and or vodka tonic>